A little boy goes to his dad and asks What is Politics? Dad says Well son let me try to explain it this way:
I‘m the head of the family so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We‘re here to take care of your needs so we‘ll call you the People. The nanny we‘ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother we‘ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent‘s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny‘s room. Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now. The father says Good son tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.The little boy replies
The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.
I‘m the head of the family so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We‘re here to take care of your needs so we‘ll call you the People. The nanny we‘ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother we‘ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent‘s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny‘s room. Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now. The father says Good son tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.The little boy replies
The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.
Democrats versus Republicans
1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
2. Republicans consume three − fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out
3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.
4. Democrats give their worn − out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
6. Democrats name their children after currently − popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
15. Republicans sleep in twin beds − − some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
2. Republicans consume three − fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out
3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.
4. Democrats give their worn − out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
6. Democrats name their children after currently − popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
15. Republicans sleep in twin beds − − some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.